Send one for a kiss from my muse.
👄 a kiss on the lips⚪️ a kiss on the cheek
🔷 a kiss on the eyelid
⬛️ a kiss on the hand
▫️ a kiss on the forehead
♦️ a kiss on the ear
🔘 a kiss on a bruise/wound/etc.
〰 a kiss on the chest
🔃 a kiss on the leg
🔶 a kiss on the neck
🔻 a kiss on the nose
“the last of us” inspired sentence starters
change pronouns/ect if necessary
- “i sell hardcore drugs.”
- “we need help.”
- “you’re gonna be okay.”
- “believe in the fireflies.”
- “got enough ration cards to last us a few months.”
- “be careful.”
- “i am the romantic type.”
- “don’t leave me to turn.”
- “it’s gettin’ close to curfew.”
- “going outside the wall is suicide.”
- “you mumble in your sleep.”
- “i hate bad dreams.”
- “it’s called luck—and it’s gonna run out.”
- “are you still breathing?”
- “we’re shitty people.”
- “our luck had to run out sooner or later.”
- “don’t touch me.”
- “she’s infected.”
- “just fucking go.”
- “i can’t swim.”
- “does it sound like i know how to whistle?”
- “i’m a pretty good shot with that thing.”
- “let’s get the hell outta here.”
- “goddammit—i’m clean!”
- “i owe you nothin’.”
- “there’s one inside.”
- “it’s the normal people that scare me.”
- “you of all people should understand that.”
- “i can handle myself.”
- “once upon a time, i had somebody i had to look after.”
- “you don’t need to worry about me.”
- “fuckin’ hunters.”
- “i’ve been on both sides.”
- “so–you kill a lot of innocent people?”
- “you sacrifice the few to save the many.”
- “i don’t think they saw us.”
- “trust me, it ain’t easy.”
- “damn it—spores.”
- “somethin’ on your mind?”
- “you make every shot count.”
- “just so we’re clear… it was either him or me.”
- “how’d i do?”
- “yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you.”
- “you’re bleeding.”
- “we can help each other.”
- “i saved you!”
- “you wanna hear a joke about pizza? …never mind, it was too cheesy.”
- “how is it you’re never scared?”
- “what are you scared of?”
- “i’m scared of ending up alone.”
- “it’s all your fault!”
- “thanks for not blowin’ my head off.”
- “you survived because of me.”
- “you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you.”
- “you still remember how to kill, right?”
- “hey, hey—are you hurt?”
- “i guess we’re both disappointed with each other, then.”
- “what do you want from me?”
- “i can’t get infected!”
- “you are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”
- “i’ve lost people, too.”
- “you have no idea what loss is.”
- “everyone i’ve ever cared for has either died or left me.”
- “sounds like runners.”
- “can you walk?”
- “stay the fuck back!”
- “i think we’re safe.”
- “you’re a better shot with that thing than i am.”
- “don’t sound so disappointed.”
- “you handled yourself pretty nice back there.”
- “i believe that everything happens for a reason.”
- “you’re just a kid.”
- “i can protect you.”
- “i’ll come back for you.”
- “you’re a fucking animal.”
- “you have no idea what i’m capable of.”
- “i’m gonna teach you how to play guitar.”
- “another city, another abandoned quarantine zone.”
- “is this everything you were hoping for?”
- “we don’t have to do this.”
- “i ain’t leavin’ without you.”
- “i guess you can’t escape your past.”
- “hands in the fucking air!”
- “i pretty much lost everything.”
- “no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.”
‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters
- ❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜
- ❛ Kill my ass. ❜
- ❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜
- ❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜
- ❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜
- ❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜
- ❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜
- ❛ You don’t control me. ❜
- ❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜
- ❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜
- ❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜
- ❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜
- ❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜
- ❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜
- ❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜
- ❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜
- ❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜
- ❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜
- ❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜
- ❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜
- ❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜
- ❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜
- ❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜
- ❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜
- ❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜
- ❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜
- ❛ There is no god. ❜
- ❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜
- ❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜
- ❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜
- ❛ Too many sexuals. ❜
- ❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜
- ❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜
- ❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜
- ❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜
- ❛ I lost my period! ❜
- ❛ My poor spine. ❜
- ❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜
- ❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜
- ❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜
- ❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜
- ❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜
- ❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜
- ❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜
- ❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜
- ❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜
- ❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜
- ❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜
friends with benefits sentence starters:
- “what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
- “i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
- “i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
- “i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
- “here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
- “you said i was your soulmate.”
- “work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
- “but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
- “you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
- “why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
- “i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
- “i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
- “i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
- “what are you, a gazelle?”
- “don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
- “puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
- “wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
- “you don’t fucking know me man.”
- “i took his virginity.”
- “does the carpet match the drapes?”
- “run gazelle! run!”
- “i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
- “if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
- “everyone in this city seems really violent.”
- “do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
- “go and fuck a dick.”
- “i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
- “we can tear this shit up.”
- “hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
- “you sure you’re not gay?”
- “i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
- “god, you’re such a girl.”
- “girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
- “this shit is amazing.”
- “i love that sunsets make you cry.”
- “i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
- “god, i miss sex.”
- “hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
- “i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
- “i do have a thing for jerks.”
- “i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
- “and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
- “you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
- “you have a bible app?”
- “no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
- “come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
- “that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
- “your ass is a little bony.”
- “i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
- “feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
- “what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
- “nobody wants to fuck obama.”
- “what are you my fucking therapist now?”
- “every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
- “as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
- “harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
- “my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
- “do you feel manly now?”
- “are you pooping?”
- “all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
- “it was like talking to dirt.”
- “i’m starving, you got any gin?”
- “i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
- “me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
- “i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
- “one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
- “i told him you were my gay best friend.”
- “he smells like a girl.”
- “the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
- “no, go fuck yourself.”
- “trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
- “forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
- “get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
- “we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
- “nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
- “i just need you to be my friend right now.”
- “okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
- “i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
- “you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
- “all that matters is how you look at him.”
- “i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
- “you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
- “are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
- “i actually thought you were different.”
- “with friends like you who needs friends?”
- “i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
- “my prince charming? you.”
- “if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
- “if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
- “it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
- “i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
- “on one condition. kiss me.”